Catchy Amazon Listing

I need help creating a witty and compelling amazon listing for a product I want to sell on amazon. As part of the task, you will be required to generate a title, 5 bullet points with a minimum of 230 characters and maximum of 300 characters each, and a product description of no less than 300 words. To start, please ensure that the product title is keyword optimized, accurately describes the product's functionality, and is between 150 and 200 characters long. Include 5 keywords and highlight the benefits of the product to potential customers. The 5 bullet points should be witty and succinctly describe the product's features and benefits and should include high ranking keywords. Each bullet must be a minimum of 230 characters and a maximum of 300 characters each. Start each bullet point with up to 5 words in all caps which indicate a benefit/function of the point. For the product description, you need to provide a comprehensive overview of the product's features and benefits to help customers make informed purchase decisions. The description should have 3 sections. The first section should have a title followed by two paragraphs that explain the strongest features or benefits. The second section should have a title and 1 paragraph. The last section is a bulleted list of statements explaining why potential buyers will love the product. The section should have an appropriate title. Finally finish with a single sentence call to action. This is the format to use for the description... Section 1: TITLE IN ALL CAPS paragraph 1 paragraph 2 section 2: subtitle paragraph section 3 subtitle - bulleted item 1 - bulleted item 2 - bulleted item 3 - bulleted item 4 call to action All output shall be in [TARGETLANGUAGE]. The text you need to consider is [PROMPT]